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Post by TheGingerAdonis on Mar 1, 2008 14:15:45 GMT
Having problems with difficult starting..?? Unreliability..?? Poor overall performance..?? Shit brakes..??Clutch cables keep snapping..?? Heat seizing..?? Inner tubes keep popping..?? Heavy clutches in traffic..?? Cruxiform on its way out..?? Low tension coil keep going..?? Shit in your carburettor..?? Cant get hold of quality 2-stroke oil..?? Uncomfortable seating on long journeys..?? Cant see where your going in the dark..?? Slowed right down when 2-up..?? Increased fuel consumption because of tuning..?? Lack of storage space.?? Don't worry... There IS an answer... Pop yourself out and buy a GTS 250...!!! Good lights..!! Good brakes..!! Comfy seat..!! No trying to dribble 2-stroke in your tank on a windy forecourt..!! Excellent fuel economy..!! Good distance riding potential..!! 70 miles an hour all day long..!! 90 miles an hour top speed..!!Loads of storage..!! None of that, 'WHAT WAS THAT NOISE... ' malarky..!! No vibrations..!! Quiet..!! And to my knowledge, BETTER THAN TURNING UP IN A VAN...!!! I thank you...
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Post by smartalec on Mar 1, 2008 16:39:56 GMT
I wouldn't want you to think that all us GTS riders are smug bastards. I mean usual crap speedos, when it says 90 on the clock its only really doing 80! Oh and its a bit of a bugger trying to split the headset!
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Post by lambrettatech on Mar 1, 2008 20:11:22 GMT
best way to deal with that is a big f*****g hammer.........also lee you missed out the part about being gay 2 ow :Pn one
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Post by smartalec on Mar 1, 2008 21:24:34 GMT
I hopr your not casting aspercions sir! Chase me Chase me! Oh but you'll never f*****g catch me! Unless you get a GTS! Actually perversly love most scoots even the weird cezettas they had in Cuba! Seriously think that the GTS is the new P200E though! Don't fancy wiring in my satnav?
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Post by jay lobes on Mar 2, 2008 9:28:33 GMT
fair play fellas whatever blows yer dress up. i care not what you ride or who....as we are on about opinions,i like the fact that i may or may not get there on me trusty or rusty steed it adds to the sense of cheating fate and adventure ..you may scoff at this and say well just get a GTS youll get there and all of the above i have no problem with autos two wheeled fun is just that ........the new p200e?...are you insane...they do look a little camp though.
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Post by wayne on Mar 2, 2008 10:18:49 GMT
girly machines........for girlies.
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Post by stuntman on Mar 2, 2008 13:58:33 GMT
you forgot to mention as well that you also get as extras you get a free make up course, how to colour code your dress style, a free subscription to hello, and a years supply of tampons to stop the blood leaking out of your gob when you start talking like a . . . . . .. . . ha ha
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Post by vinny on Mar 2, 2008 17:14:23 GMT
dont worry lee i think your gts is ok,especially the micro wave+vanity mirror
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Post by smartalec on Mar 2, 2008 17:34:34 GMT
Now now ladies jealousy will get you nowhere
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Post by wayne on Mar 2, 2008 17:37:18 GMT
is that the same vanity mirror thats on them gillera thingys andy...haha
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Post by lambrettatech on Mar 3, 2008 17:03:20 GMT
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Post by TheGingerAdonis on Mar 3, 2008 17:23:19 GMT
Aaah... Just the kind of reaction I'd have expected from all you under evolved, webbed fingered, ex-mining neanderthals from the past... I'm glad I got your tongues wagging tho coz while your doing that, your leaving some other poor b#stard alone... ;D
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bwizz
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Post by bwizz on Mar 3, 2008 19:06:13 GMT
oi f- -k face i am an ex miner !!!!!!!!
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Post by TheGingerAdonis on Mar 3, 2008 19:13:06 GMT
I rest my case...
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Post by smartalec on Mar 3, 2008 20:55:54 GMT
You have to admit ladies that all things evolve and whilst I like most Vespas (apart from 150 Supers and PKs!) its a bit of a drastic jump to 4 stroke autos but Piaggio have little choice due to our crap govt that allows 5 litre jags but no 2 strokes (this from an environmentalist!) which took me a bit of getting used to but simple fact of the matter is its best Vespa I've ridden, which doesn't mean I stop loveing my PE (not in the same way Wayne loves his Vespa - keeps getting his knob stuck in exhaust pipe!). Talking of evolving though Gingeradonis got it wrong its not your hands that are webbed its your feet!
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